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Lookin' for a daddy to pay for the champagne
Droppin' names
What happened to the dream of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
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I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take anymore!!!!!!
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
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Your only concern - will it fuck up my hair???

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(Do ya think? Do ya think? Do ya think?)

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Push up my bra like that

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